im fucking awesome. that is all.

Who are you even talking to

(Source: markjestic)

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1906
Posted
20 hours ago

16 Minutes into this Drama and everyone has fucking issues up the ass

(Source: thatkpopfan)

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Posted
23 hours ago

ashloveyoseob:

Excited Bangtan watching baseball game

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meanwhile….

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(via lacingpromises)

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Posted
1 day ago

metafuneral:

ajaxdotcom:

metafuneral:

teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot

student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*

that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein

um..i think you made this up for notes?

first of all, how dare you

(Source: xanax-fallen-angel-64399xxgjwoxx, via darthmarvolo)

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274635
Posted
1 day ago

paradisaic:

all I do anymore is sleep, feel bad for myself, and take selfies

(via darthmarvolo)

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Posted
1 day ago

drowsydevastation:

when you know a word in english but not your native language

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when there’s no english equivalent to a word from your native language and vice versa

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accidentally switching between your native language and english in a sentence 

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hearing someone speak your native language when you’re on vacation on some weird ass country

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(via sexymyeolchi)

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Posted
1 day ago
topiarynymph:

My uncle ties his dreads around my cousin to keep her from falling off his shoulders and I think it’s the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

topiarynymph:

My uncle ties his dreads around my cousin to keep her from falling off his shoulders and I think it’s the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

(Source: goblinnkingg, via death-by-lulz)

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Posted
1 day ago

thegirlwiththebadblood:

bethosaurus:

targaryen-wings:

witch-doctor-anfelo:

AWWW THIS IS ADORABLE!!

THIS IS FUCKING TERRIFYING

THIS IS THE COOLEST THING EVER

WHAT THE FUCK OMFG

(Source: poyzn, via lacingpromises)

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Posted
1 day ago

vertisol:

youarenotyou:

toopunktofuck:

baskauskas:

oh my god this guy messaged me on okcupid and he has a “don’t message me if” section and 

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jesus christ

"you pet wandering mystery cats with no regard for toxoplasmosis"

I never wanted this to end

hes perfect

(via hyukjae-and-choco)

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28500
Posted
1 day ago

still-has-trust-issues:

goatings:

justbriann:

It literally says it might make you sweat. Just in a really fancy way. Lol

it also labels the contents as “dihydrogen monoxide”, which is just “water” in chemistry terms.

(also “micturition” = peeing)

(via homo-erotic-asians)

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49266
Posted
1 day ago